Showing posts with label BERT I. GORDON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BERT I. GORDON. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2026

HE ONLY HAS EYE FOR YOU

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The Cyclops (1957)--It's often pointed out that Bert I. Gordon's initials spelled out B.I.G., appropriately because his niche was making movies about people or animals turned amazingly colossal via clumsy rear-projection special effects. Most of these films are terrible; most of them are also entertaining. Christopher Nolan he wasn't, but Gordon did make a film that was a nod to a famous episode in The Odyssey, this 1957 saga of a one-eyed giant.

The beautiful, bob-haired, delicate-boned '50s scream queen Gloria Talbott leads an expedition--consisting of a scientist (James Craig) a pilot (Tom Drake) and a shady speculator (a vigorously hamming Lon Chaney, Jr.) into a remote, radioactive, forbidden valley in Mexico. She's looking for her fiance, who disappeared there a couple of years earlier. The group soon finds it's a canyon of horrors, with giant lizards and other creatures mutated by the uranium in the soil. Then they encounter a bald giant with a disfigured face and one huge, bulging eye. Who might that be?

Made to share a double bill with Daughter of Dr. Jekyll--a Gloria Talbott two-fer!--this movie is slight even by '50s low-budget sci-fi standards, and there's an unsavory tinge to it from the pre-humane animal action. Even so, the title character here, played by Duncan Parkin behind the memorable makeup, and with gratingly persistent groans and snarls supplied by the superb voice actor Paul Frees, has a grotesque pathos. And Homeric action asserts itself: the giant traps the party in a cave with a boulder, and he meets his waterloo from the proverbial poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

CITY OF THE BIG SHOULDERS (& GRASSHOPPERS)

Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs on winning their first World Series since 1908, as well as the best World Series in many years (at least since 2001!), over the equally excellent Cleveland Indians. Hope the celebrations in the Windy City are less destructive than the havoc wreaked by...

Monster-of-the-Week: ...this week's honoree...


...one of the gargantuan grasshoppers that invaded That Toddlin' Town in Beginning of the End, Bert I. Gordon's 1957 epic, as depicted here in a Chicago TV ad from April 29, 1961.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

BOSSY ANTS

With Ant-Man opening tomorrow…

Monster-of-the-Week: …an ant monster seems apropos, and the obvious choice is the masterly 1954 classic Them! 


But since this favorite has already been featured as a MOTW, let us give the nod to…


 …the giant alpha ant in charge of the Florida sugar mill staffed with mind-controlled human slave labor, in Bert I. Gordon’s 1977 laugh-riot Empire of the Ants, starring poor Joan Collins at a low point of her career, but at the height of her ‘70s-era beauty…


Just wait until the mill workers unionize!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

EIGHT TO THE BAR

RIP to Nora Ephron, departed too early at 71. Ephron penned many screenplays, including that of arguably the best-written of the modern “chick flicks,” When Harry Met Sally. But I hope she’s also remembered for her journalism and essays. Check out her early collections Crazy Salad (1975) and Scribble Scribble (1978) and you’ll see how good she was.

A previously undiscovered species of trapdoor spider has been noticed by science, after spending countless millennia right under the nose of civilization, in Alabama.

So…


Monster-of-the-Week: …in honor of Myrmekiaphila tigris, let’s give the nod to the titanic title character of Bert I. Gordon’s judicial-sounding 1958 opus Earth vs. The Spider, a denizen of a cave close to a small town.

This is one hip arthropod—thought dead and stored in a high school gym, he’s revived by the sound of a rehearsing rock band.