Thursday, April 2, 2026

ALGORITHIM METHOD

Now playing in the multiplexes:

The AI Doc: or How I Became an Apocaloptimist--Frustratingly for co-director Daniel Roher, the talking heads at the beginning of this documentary can't even really give him a clear explanation of what AI is. Roher, a young filmmaker and artist who won an Oscar for his 2022 documentary Navalny, is anxious about the apocalyptic potential of AI for humanity, particularly in light of the possibility of him bringing children into the world.

His initial round of interviews doesn't offer him much to relieve the anxiety; more than one sage suggests that the human race could be extinct within a decade. Even if they don't go that far, they note the loss of both white-collar and blue-collar jobs without any plan to accommodate the unemployed, and the potential for massive, ubiquitous, society-wide surveillance. They also note AI's environmental impact, through the staggering amounts of power these systems require.

Apparently Roher's worries about all this weren't sufficient to encourage marital precautions, because in the course of the film he learns that his beautiful wife is pregnant with their first child. Soon he's getting pep talks to pull him out of his virtual despondency--more talking heads, mostly CEOs with dollar signs in their eyes this time, acknowledge that AI will certainly create turbulence. But they also insist that it has the potential to bring about a technocratic utopia, a world without disease, hunger or want.

The danger in both scenarios is that they sound so absurdly like old school sci-fi that they could breed either Chicken Little terror or complacency. This sprightly, rapid-cut, graphically engaging movie, co-directed by Charlie Tyrell, tries to find a tolerable way to navigate a middle course. The result is a shrug: it could go either way, or a thousand other ways we can't predict, so you might as well have your kid and hope for the best.

This is sensible but of course insufficient, so Roher and Tyrell offer suggestions for what to do in response to this crisis, which even AI's staunchest defenders seem to agree is a crisis. One of the talking heads calls himself an "apocaloptimist"--Roher pounces eagerly on the term--that is, aware of the dangers of AI but also of its possibilities, and prepared to take positive actions.

Most of these seem to involve demanding government regulation, and under normal circumstances that would be the obvious way to start. But...this government? Isn't there somebody else we can lobby, at least for the time being?

I've been repulsed by AI from the first I heard of it, partly for selfish reasons. It hits home for sorry little freelancers like me; the people who pay pittances for little scraps of writing are drooling at the prospect of having a machine write them for free. It also revolts me, perhaps even more so, as a reader. I read to get into the heads of other human beings; I don't want to read a bunch of crap spewed by a computer.

So far, most of the AI-generated text, and music and visual art, that I've seen (and known I was seeing) has been gratifyingly awful. But they're working hard to get it better, and that's no comfort, because I wouldn't want to read AI-generated prose even if it was good. Maybe even especially if it was good.

In any case, the concerns suggested by Roher and Tyrell's movie go quite a ways beyond a few hack writers losing work; they're talking about the survival of the human race. It begs the question: if we can create these systems to begin with, isn't there a way, not to mention a moral imperative, to program them to not harm or oppress us? Here too, I automatically revert to foundational sci-fi; couldn't they be programmed with some version of Asimov's Three Laws, or with the programming that shut down Robby the Robot in Forbidden Planet if he was ordered to hurt a human?

If it's not seen as practicable to put basic safety measures like this in place, I would guess that there's one reason: it would inhibit the technology's potential to make money. Even the future of humanity can't compete with profitability. That's why my own apocaloptimism, at this point, remains cautious.

Saturday, March 28, 2026

MARC-ALOPOLIS

Check out my review of Sofia Coppola's Marc by Sofia, her documentary portait of her friend, fashion designer Marc Jacobs...

...online at Phoenix Magazine.

This morning The Wife and I betook ourselves to 59th Avenue and Bell Road, to participate in yet another "No Kings" demonstration. Some images:










A really large crowd; pretty great signs. Thumbs-ups and peace signs vastly outnumbered middle fingers and thumbs-downs from passing vehicles. BUT...some brave hero slung a handful of ice at The Wife from a car. Most of it spattered ineffectually off her sign. She shook it off at once with the remark "I'm on the right side." But I said that now she can honestly say she's been targeted by ICE.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

ROCK OUT

 Late posting this link, but check out my review of Project Hail Mary...

...on the PHiX at Phoenix Magazine.

Friday, March 13, 2026

PODCAST SYSTEM

Check out my review of the new chiller undertone (lower case on purpose)...

...online at Phoenix Magazine.

Friday, March 6, 2026

SUTURE SELF

Check out my reviews of Maggie Gyllenhaal's The Bride!...


...and the Disney/Pixar animated feature Hoppers...


...online at Phoenix Magazine.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

SCREAMING SERVICE

Check out my short review of Baz Luhrmann's EPIC: Elvis Presley in Concert...

...online at Phoenix Magazine.

The weekend's other big theatrical release, Scream 7...

...was not screened for critics before release, at least not in the Phoenix area. Make of that what you will. In lieu of a review, therefore, here are seven great movie screams [spoilers throughout!]:

I'm aware, of course, that any or all of these screams may have been partially or entirely the work of a clever sound designer; the first two listed below certainly are. But that's the magic of the movies, right? The point is, they're effective.

7. The Wilhelm Scream--Originally created for a scene of Sheb Wooley being attacked by an alligator in the 1951 Florida-set period adventure Distant Drums, this scream earned its moniker when it was looped, rather unconvincingly, as the scream of a "Private Wilhelm" in the 1953 western The Charge at Feather River. The shriek of shock and dismay has been used dozens if not hundreds of times thereafter, in movies ranging from the original Star Wars to Toy Story. It's particularly effective with characters falling from high places.

6. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)--Like the Wilhelm Scream, this one is also studio-generated, but unlike the Wilhelm Scream, it's not even of human origin. It's the screech of revulsion let out by a soulless pod person when they recognize, and point out to their pod brethren, an unsnatched human. Legendary sound designer Ben Burtt, a popularizer of the Wilhelm Scream, created the effect for Philip Kaufman's classic '70s-era remake of the 1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers, using the squeal of a pig. It chillingly distills the sense of being identified, and publicly denounced, for being out of sync with the masses.

5. Them!--Few who have seen the 1954 sci-fi masterpiece by Gordon Douglas about giant ants are likely to forget the moment: The catatonic little girl (Sandy Descher) found wandering in the New Mexico desert gets her memory jogged by a whiff of formic acid, and lets out a cry of horror followed by repeated screams of "Them! Them! Them!"

4. The Godfather (1972)--The scream to which I'm referring in this one comes when John Marley gets Marlon Brando's famous offer he can't refuse, waking up to the severed head of his beloved horse in bed with him. It was Marley's iconic moment onscreen; his wails somehow get across not only terror but a palpable despair, at the evil with which he's confronted, and his powerlessness against it.

3. Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)--When Bette Davis sees a grinning, dripping Joseph Cotten risen from the swamp, bedecked with mud and Spanish moss, her strangled, barking screams really do sound like somebody at long last taking grateful leave of their sanity.

2. Psycho (1960)--In the shower scene of Hitchcock's 1960 classic, Janet Leigh begins the family tradition which her daughter Jamie Lee Curtis would carry on 1978's Halloween and other films: a full-throated, full-screen scream of the highest order. But...

...I would argue that the scream that Vera Miles lets out near the end of the same movie, when she at last meets Mrs. Bates face to face, is at least as good. Both are greatly abetted, of course, by the musical shrieks of Bernard Hermann's strings.

1. King Kong (1933)--Can there really be any question of first place? The very name "Fay Wray" evokes the gold standard in "scream." Not only did Wray scream the best, she probably screamed the most, from her first meeting with the title simian to his Waterloo atop the Empire State Building.

Of course I realize that this is very far from a definitive list; these are just seven that occurred to me. What obvious candidates have I forgotten? Feel free to scream at me.

Monday, February 23, 2026

PLAY IT YET AGAIN

Check out my short column, online at Phoenix Magazine, on Casablanca...

...one of my all-time favorites, which is showing tonight at 6:45 p.m. at the Majestic Chandler, as part of their "Curated Cinema" series.