Tuesday, October 13, 2026

CAMP CLASSIC

Used book nook find: It Was A Short Summer, Charlie Brown, by Charles M. Schultz; Scholastic Book Services, 1970:

Although I saw the Peanuts TV special from 1969 that this tie-in was based on when I was a kid, I hadn't thought about it in decades. It's about the gang going to summer camp. Lucy, Peppermint Patty and the girls are enthusiastic at the prospect; the boys are less so, particularly Linus:

"They always have those camps out in the woods someplace and those woods are full of  queen snakes. Have you ever been chomped by a queen snake, Charlie Brown? Boy, you get chomped by a queen snake and you've had it."

No such casualties occur in the story which ensues, which mostly focuses on the competition between the boys and the girls at swimming, canoe racing and, ultimately, arm wrestling. The girls are dominant.

There is, by the way, a species of North American snake, Regina septemvittata, a relative of the water snake, that is commonly called a queen snake, among other names.


But it's non-venomous. I suspect the queen snakes to which Linus is referring are examples of apocryphal Peanuts zoology like "gully cats" and "hedge toads."

Anyway, it was lovely to see this little book, especially at this time of year. In most of the country, after all, the title is wistful; here in this part of Arizona, it's cheerful.

Friday, October 9, 2026

LEAK PERFORMANCE

Check out my review of The Social Reckoning...

...Aaron Sorkin's follow-up to 2010's The Social Network, online at Phoenix Magazine.

Friday, October 2, 2026

Monday, September 28, 2026

NAMING RIGHTS

For lunch Friday I had delicious fried catfish. While waiting impatiently for it, I happened to glance at the name on my check: "Linnaeus."

With all the boundary appropriateness of one of the "New Homeowners Becoming Their Parents" from the Progressive ads, I strode up to the lovely young woman behind the counter who had taken my order.

"Is your name Linnaeus?"

"Yes."

"Were you named for the great taxonomist Carl Linnaeus [1707-1778]?"

"Yes," she replied, a little wearily. She shrugged. "My dad picked the name."

Her dad is now my hero.

Friday, September 18, 2026

SHEAR TERROR

Happy Friday everybody! Check out my short review of the latest from Aardman, Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom...


...online at Phoenix Magazine.

Monday, September 14, 2026

BROADCAST VIEWS

It's always a pleasure to chat with the great Lauren Gilger, which Your Humble Narrator got to do this morning on KJZZ's The Show...

...about the current drama between Harkins Theatres...

...and production company A24...