Thursday, September 9, 2010


After her pathetic performance in last week’s televised debate, I feel the urge to offer Arizona Governor Jan Brewer some help, so…

Monster-of-the-Week: …I’ve managed to find her an illegal alien who kills by beheading! Yes, the hulking ogre (John Bloom) in The Dark, a 1979 low-budgeter starring William Devane & Cathy Lee Crosby—& directed by John “Bud” Cardos of Kingdom of the Spiders fame—is fond of relieving late-night pedestrians of their noggins…

Of course, this particular alien is from outer space, not south of the border, & the movie doesn’t take place in Arizona. Plus it’s, you know, fictitious. But as a rule, the Guv doesn’t let herself get bogged down in details like that.

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