ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Over on “The Twitter” my pal Barry asks “Is it possible to be so cruel, corrupt, incompetent and depraved that you’re unelectable in Arizona?” He doubts it, & so do I, but it is clearly possible to be so intelligent & decent that you’re unelectable here: John Dougherty & his fellow candidates lost the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate to well-funded stooge Democrat Rodney Glassman.

I genuinely hope that John, who with his staff & volunteers showed remarkable energy & capability merely getting his last-minute campaign on the ballot, isn’t through with politics in this state. We could really use him.

Barry also remarks that “In the next Arizona election, we might as well have Fu Manchu as a write-in candidate.” Given the other names on the ballot, I suppose he’s right—Fu, at least, is competent.

His immigration status may be a problem, however...